Non-Jews are for practice
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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