How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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