There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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