Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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