i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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