I wanna passion pit in your ass
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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