When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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