hell yes lets make some ravioli
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
