can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
then he tried to convert me to islam
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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