you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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