I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
