I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
