would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I CAN MOONWALK!
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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