It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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