I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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