Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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