there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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