But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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