I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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