Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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