the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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