Buhtt sex?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
