TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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