Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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