You surviving the open bar?
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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