I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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