Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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