I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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