I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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