I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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