You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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