HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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