Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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