I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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