Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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