Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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