I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I puked a lego.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It was confusing and full of hummus
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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