yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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