i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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