I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
