Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
