So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Randomize
