I cockslap morals
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
be right there i have to get my cape
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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