Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Randomize
