Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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