YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My bed smells like the plague
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