My brain says no but my pants say off.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It's blow job season.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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