marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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