Please, let me fuck your mom
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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