wat bout pragnant strippers??
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
