WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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