The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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